This article is great. Sat for a good while considering the things I’d like to add to the list; raising the driving age, common sense tests to be able to freely participate in society, required manners classes in school….

The Problem with Young People Today Is...

A senior citizen’s Christmas wish list for all of mankind…

 

Iprods (available in 15,000 volt, 25,000 volt and 50,000 volt versions)

It’s about time someone combined the genius of walking sticks with the ingenuity of cattle prods to create a handy device for shocking oblivious young people who are stomping around leashed to their mp3 players and knocking down old people like god damned bowling pins.

 

Large Print Traffic Signs

I do a lot of driving and its damned frustrating when I can’t make out whether a sign says “one way”, “freeway” or “pedestrian crosswalk.” If it weren’t for giant red octagons I wouldn’t have a clue when I’m supposed to hit the brakes.

If you expect me to merge, exit or watch for children make signs big enough that a man can read the damned things.

 

Raising the Minimum Age of Doctors

Doctors are supposed to…

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